Trail was definitely deteriorating. I want to say we didn’t notice, but we did. We were having to help each other here and there and it was already wearing on me. The heaving and hoeing of the bikes, pushing, pulling, hiking up and down etc. I shook it off, situation normal….it’s up hill, roots, rocks, boulders, single track, I’m over 50, not in my best shape, we are above 10K, wrestling 500s.
We push on. A funky creek crossing/funky rock takes Trey down. I was in the back most of the day so far doing GoPro stuff so I had the luxury of seeing what went wrong and got to make adjustments. Better for me not to go down, uses quite a bit of energy to get righted and I was already feeling the effects.
We got this. Then a storm blew up on us. Hard rain, thunder, lightning, some hail….now the trail was wet to boot….and our socks were wet in our boots. Hindsight, should have turned around at this point. I thought about it, but I figured we were over half way and how much worse can it get? How much more elevation gain can there actually be? I had no idea we would end up climbing about 3K feet on this track and top out over 11K. We push on, turning around is for weenies.
Around in here I got in the front. Two fold, I could scout things and guide/show my son tire placement, as well as I wasn’t my normal self. Still accepting the challenge but I was starting to feel really funny, not hitting on all cylinders. But there was something special about this day/the three of us scratching this trail out.
These next two pics….shows me playing mental games with myself trying to stay positive and I like the one of Gary, facial expression and body language…..you can tell we weren’t about to be served any caviar.
In places the trail was getting hard to see, overgrown, couldn’t see the rocks for the weeds….tuck your boots in tight I told the gang. I was thinking about my toes. It took 4 months for my toe nails to fall off from my Utah run last October. 5 more months for them to grow and get long enough to need a trim. You will be happy to know I am back in the swing of things with my foot modeling and this trip I was wearing my Gaerne Fastback Enduro boots. And luckily no big hits to our feet this day. Might have had something to do with the little prayers I said now and then asking to keep us safe. That and the Colorado riders that cut the trails and try to keep up with them….thanks fellow riders!!
The rain got worse. We are soaked. The trail is soaked, acting more like a run off than a trail. I was worried one of us would slip off the trail on the exposure sections.
There was no evidence that I could see that dirt bikes had been through here any time recently. It was mostly boulders and erosion. Being first, I pulled the rabbit out of the hat and made some of the obstacles. My son…..he was doing unbelievably well considering, plenty of grown men wouldn’t have pulled off what I was seeing him accomplish.
We took a break and all went to the creek to splash cold water on our bodies. This always helps me in a big way. Big units need cooling off.
Onward. I made another obstacle and was laying my head on my handlebars trying to keep my fuzzy head together and not throw up. I would listen to their bikes and if I knew they needed me, I would dismount, lay my bike on the ground and go back. On one such occasion, my hands were so wet and slick I could not get my iphone to open, I missed catching my son do an epic loop out. Bike popped up, I’m staring at the skid plate in the air, you hear the under-fender crack as the bike shoots straight up in the air for some hang time…..then came down horizontal like a flap jack. Trey was standing there upright with a bewildered look on his face like what in the wide world of sports just happened….and is my Dad going to yell at me? The below pic was right after. No yelling, just shaking my head while smiling. “Now you know why I didn’t put you on my new 450 home slice!!”
My condition was getting worse as we pressed on. I don’t recall ever feeling this poorly from exertion. High School track doing the second lap on a 800, maybe some sub 12 minute 2 mile runs in the Army were close, but this felt worse. I was nauseous, no energy, vertigo like. Sometimes my peripheral vision was going kind of black/grey. I had to do several all stops and just rest my head on my handlebars or even just lay on the ground. My breathing was labored, had to concentrate on it to slow it down and had to slow down my physical movements to match.
But nobody was going to rescue us or get our bikes off the trail. I tried my hardest to make the obstacles so Gary and Trey didn’t have to mess with me….and I didn’t have to help mess with me/my bike. Then I would just lay there and listen to them battle it with my eyes closed. If they made it, we all laid there. If they didn’t, I went back and helped with short bursts, then rest. Repeat.
I almost looped out here......easy big fella!!
We tried to get Trey to ride/get his front tire at least on the up side of the obstacles, then push/pull it up the rest of the way. By the time Gary got to an obstacle, things were pretty slimed out. He was also geared slightly higher than we were and had dual sport tires vs. our full on knobs. We just had to gang up on the bikes together, pulling, pushing, clutching. I was best used on a bike, doing a bull/china closet act pulling up on the bars and bulldogging it as Trey pulled, Gary pushed. I remember thinking in my fog that if it was just me and Gary, I don’t think we could have made it, we needed a third man. And the 14yo was more than towing the line, without complaint, no negative body language, no temper tantrums, helping himself, helping us, just solid effort. Truly impressive. He did crack some old man jokes here and there. Par for the course, he is my son. If you want to get made fun of….and get 500 hugs, come ride with us.
This system was working. Slowly but surely. And it stopped raining. We did an all stop, I found a Gu pack in my backpack. Gary dug out some awful tasting big sweetheart type looking deals that are meant to go in a water bottle. I just sucked on it, fighting throwing up as it did a gross bitter fizzy thing in my mouth. I didn’t let myself spit it out or throw up, I didn’t want to lose any liquids, my water was running low at this point and I didn’t know how much longer we were going to be in this situation. My 3L bladder was full to start out a few hours earlier. We had gone like 8 miles.
I finally climb out of the worst of the canyon and get a glimpse of a high meadow. I just crawled off the bike and laid on the ground. Now I was cramping up in one leg in my thigh. I have never cramped like that in a thigh, just calf muscles. This felt more like a sharp pain, like a knife, not a cramp. I was actually getting a little worried at this point about what was going on with me. Remain calm, rest, hydrate. I laid there some more. The boys weren’t up top yet. I could hear my old 500 getting a work out like a grown man that knew what he was doing on the throttle, timing the forward/rocking back/forward while modulating the clutch….then it got louder and my little dude showed up. Dadgum it, I knew he was getting good but this is next level. I’m telling you, many a grown man would have thrown in the towel, sucked their thumb, hiked out and called their Mommy just to hear their voice.
I’m laying on the ground with my helmet on taking inventory. I asked Trey if Gary needed help. He replied kind of cheery, no I’m fine. No dingus, where is Gary? Oh, my bad. Off he went on foot to the noisy 5Hundy down below giving it what for. They finally show up together, Gary isn’t feeling sick but he is completely waxed and talking about the power of mullets in biblical times. We rest again.
I must have eventually felt slightly better as I triaged my son’s rear fender with some zip ties I had on my bars…and had the where with all to take a pic
. The rest of the trip, that zip tie wagged like a dog’s tail ha ha. It’s the little things. More to come…..