And then, their master rifle smith and all around good guy walks up with a rifle and asks if I'd like to take it out to the proof range and burn some ammo! Well, I didn't want to be rude and refuse his generous offer!!!
But before I could get out the door, he decides that I might as well try out their suppressor too! Did I mention how much I love this place?
Yes, it was a great time!
But wait! There's more!
One of the smiths came out with a new prototype .22 can that they are working on and thought I should burn some more ammo thru it so he could hear its sound signature. Well, of course I'm happy to help him out!
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the look of a happy man!
After we left Wilson Combat, John and I headed over to IDPA headquarters and I said my goodbyes to all my friends there. It was really good seeing them all, but I needed to get on the road if I was going to have any chance at making it back to Dallas before dark.
But John had other ideas. See, on my keychain I have what's called a "monkey fist." It's basically a large steel ball bearing wrapped tightly in something resembling a gordian knot. I love the thing in part because it is the most lethal weapon you can still carry on an airplane without TSA even looking twice. So John wanted to take me up to ParaCord USA. ParaCord is owned by Bill Wilson's son, Ryan, and we ran up there and I had a bunch of stuff custom made and Ryan refused to let me pay for any of it. I didn't get any pictures there... really nothing to see but hundreds of spools of different colors of cord and bins of ball bearings, beads and little skulls. By the time we left, we decided to go ahead and get a bite to eat before heading back to John's house and my bike.
By the time I was actually on the road headed home, any hope of making it to Dallas before dark was gone. I don't remember what time I finally got on the road, but it was probably around 2pm. I headed south to Marble and then cut over to Hwy 23. I shot south down on the pigtrail and was gratified with all the twisties along the way.
Eventually, I made it to Mena and pulled over for a bite to eat when it started to rain. It wasn't coming down that hard, really just a sprinkling, so I got back on the road and made my way towards Texarkana in the dark. The bike was running great and I made pretty good time. Along the way, I did get one pretty surreal moment when a car passed me and apparently just managed to clip a possum. All I saw was the car pass by, get ahead of me and then just a weird grey blur by it's front quarter panel. The blur was the possum and it had been clipped somehow so that it was thrown in front of my bike! I didn't know what it was at first, but it instantly started doing what looked like little possum jumping jacks right in front of my bike! This thing was getting some pretty good air and looked to be jumping up high enough that I thought it would hit my fairing and get bounced off and up into my helmet!
I was a little impressed with myself when I suddenly pushed over to narrowly avoid having the thing impact me... but then any sense of pride in my riding skills evaporated when I realized that it may have been a better idea to just risk the impact as opposed to doing such a manuever on a road surface that had just recently been exposed to a light sheen of water from the previous rain. Oh well, it ended up okay cuz I didn't go down or hit the crazy jumping possum.
I stopped to gas up again somewhere just east of Rockwall and discovered that I was about 30 miles from home and it was 1:30 am! What a day! I checked my phone and saw that my girlfriend had texted me wanting to know if I was okay and when we could get together.
Holy smokes batman! I was on the last leg of a trip that saw more than 1200 miles on the bike (and my butt was telling me that it was not yet acclimated to life on a corbin dished seat), I had traveled thru three national parks/forests, four state parks, and busted my cherry on multiple dirt roads along the way!!! I was too tired to think about when I would be able to go out with her!!! Right??? Right???
Well... you guessed it... I went finally got home, unloaded the bike, grabbed a quick nap... and then went over to see my girl, Cassie. We spent the entire weekend together and had a great St. Patty's day too!
Now, I am well and truly tired and sore... but the journey is over, tomorrow I'll be back at school. But I have also just had one of the best weeks of my life. It was a great ride for me and I cannot imagine a better first trip on the bike than this one.
I'm still a noob. There is still plenty for me to learn. But, there is also plenty more for me to see, and the view from two wheels is exactly how I want to view it. I thank all the members here on the forum for helping me nurture this new addiction of mine and I hope you have enjoyed this, my first, ride report.
In closing, I will leave you with this... Someone asked about a pic of my stripper neighbor who took that first pic of me before I left on my journey...
I don't have a pic of her, and don't really want one... but I'm not one who likes to disappoint, so here is a pic of my girlfriend, Cassie... and yes... many years ago she was a stripper
Enjoy!
Ken