Gilk51
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- Joined
- Jan 14, 2005
- Messages
- 17,300
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- Location
- Arlington, Texas
- First Name
- Charles ("Chuck")
- Last Name
- Gibke
WARNING - the expose below is SHOCKING -
Myself, agent X1A, and fellow operative, Tortuga, agent X1b, infiltrated the Thursday Night TWT Bike Night at King's Cafe in Montgomery, Texas, on 02 June 2005. Using special anti-holographic goggles and lens filters, this is the image of the building that was revealed:
Understanding the Borg collective, we then set out to uncover the hierarchy of this particular ship and identify the various drone components:
Local collective of drones (area - back porch):
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Primary Drone, ID = Courtney: Collects and assimilates arriving entities to the "back porch". Unusually friendly with a bubbly personality (for a Borg). Always assigned to this group. Close to 100% assimilation record. Primary operating area: King's. Very dangerous.
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Another Primary Drone, ID=Debbie, Alias=Snoopster: Currently undergoing repair (minor). Assimilated into "rider" position after "pillion" position required "too much luggage". Primary operating area: roaming. Primary tools: TWT business cards. Very dangerous.
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Drone, ID=Mike, Alias=Closer: Interrogated after agent X1b observed "Talks too fast, not from here". Result - from Chicago area, assimilated to Houston 7 years ago. Extremely dangerous (sells cars and trucks).
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DronePair, ID=Brian/Brenda, Alias=Texas T. Image demonstrates Borg fuel ingestion technique. Somewhat dangerous (Connie riders)
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Drone, ID=Howard, Alias=MapMaker. Shown here with previosly mentioned Drone Team. Partners with Jan who serves as primary communicator for the Howard/Jan Drone team.
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Further investigation determined that the local Ship Queen was always surrounded by Attendant Drones and could not be photgraphed alone.
Ship Queen, ID=Sarah, Alias="MiniMom". The brains of the operation. System fails to function without her. Always gets lots of attention.
Pictured with: Primary Attendant Drone, ID-Beth, Alias=Blue Bomber. Also known to assimilate with business cards. Functions as drone team with ID=Scott, Alias=TourMeister.
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Pictured with: Secondary Attendant Drone, ID=Lauren, Alias=ALAG. Operates with ID=Will, Alias=Dower. Tough, long distance traveller.
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Pictured with: Secondary Attendant Drone, ID-Jan, Alias=MapMaker. Operates with ID=Howard. Both utilize the same alias. Also known by smaller, off-ship Borg drones as "Granma".
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Regretfully, this report is incomplete. We were only able to interrogate Borg entities on our end of the table. Several others escaped. If readers are able to identify other Borg drones in these pictures, please append the needed information.
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Agent X1b (Susan, Tortuga) attempted to interrogate these two while they were attempting a getaway:
Kathy, alias DragonKat and Bagwell, alias Vaughn:
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The drones after being reqested to unmask for identification:
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Respectfully submitted,
Chuck, alias Gilk51, agent X1a
Susan, alias Tortuga, agent X1b
Myself, agent X1A, and fellow operative, Tortuga, agent X1b, infiltrated the Thursday Night TWT Bike Night at King's Cafe in Montgomery, Texas, on 02 June 2005. Using special anti-holographic goggles and lens filters, this is the image of the building that was revealed:
Understanding the Borg collective, we then set out to uncover the hierarchy of this particular ship and identify the various drone components:
Local collective of drones (area - back porch):
larger image
Primary Drone, ID = Courtney: Collects and assimilates arriving entities to the "back porch". Unusually friendly with a bubbly personality (for a Borg). Always assigned to this group. Close to 100% assimilation record. Primary operating area: King's. Very dangerous.
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Another Primary Drone, ID=Debbie, Alias=Snoopster: Currently undergoing repair (minor). Assimilated into "rider" position after "pillion" position required "too much luggage". Primary operating area: roaming. Primary tools: TWT business cards. Very dangerous.
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Drone, ID=Mike, Alias=Closer: Interrogated after agent X1b observed "Talks too fast, not from here". Result - from Chicago area, assimilated to Houston 7 years ago. Extremely dangerous (sells cars and trucks).
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DronePair, ID=Brian/Brenda, Alias=Texas T. Image demonstrates Borg fuel ingestion technique. Somewhat dangerous (Connie riders)
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Drone, ID=Howard, Alias=MapMaker. Shown here with previosly mentioned Drone Team. Partners with Jan who serves as primary communicator for the Howard/Jan Drone team.
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Further investigation determined that the local Ship Queen was always surrounded by Attendant Drones and could not be photgraphed alone.
Ship Queen, ID=Sarah, Alias="MiniMom". The brains of the operation. System fails to function without her. Always gets lots of attention.
Pictured with: Primary Attendant Drone, ID-Beth, Alias=Blue Bomber. Also known to assimilate with business cards. Functions as drone team with ID=Scott, Alias=TourMeister.
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Pictured with: Secondary Attendant Drone, ID=Lauren, Alias=ALAG. Operates with ID=Will, Alias=Dower. Tough, long distance traveller.
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Pictured with: Secondary Attendant Drone, ID-Jan, Alias=MapMaker. Operates with ID=Howard. Both utilize the same alias. Also known by smaller, off-ship Borg drones as "Granma".
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Regretfully, this report is incomplete. We were only able to interrogate Borg entities on our end of the table. Several others escaped. If readers are able to identify other Borg drones in these pictures, please append the needed information.
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Agent X1b (Susan, Tortuga) attempted to interrogate these two while they were attempting a getaway:
Kathy, alias DragonKat and Bagwell, alias Vaughn:
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The drones after being reqested to unmask for identification:
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Respectfully submitted,
Chuck, alias Gilk51, agent X1a
Susan, alias Tortuga, agent X1b