These things have a small but serious cult following. I'm not sure the typical PC800 enthusiast- as you said, a middle age white guy that wants a motorcycle to be as similar to his beige Camry as possible- will appreciate your tasteless "comedy" ad. Your pictures depict clear abuse, such as driving off road (YOU NEED AN ADV FOR THAT!), carrying luggage (THAT BAG COULD HAVE BEEN STOLEN WHY DONT YOU HAVE AN ENORMOUS GIVI BOX?), or the mere suggestion it has been operated after/while consuming alcohol or drugs, above posted speed limits, or that you had any fun riding it in any way.
PC800 enthusiasts want to hear about how it was taken on sensible rides in nice weather to exciting destinations like Costco, SAS Comfort Shoes, or the La-Z-Boy Furniture Gallery to peruse this year's new end table models, while the missus inquires about throw pillow trade value. Photos of the bike should be taken with a shaky flip phone camera that probably has ointment of some kind smeared on the lens. The bike needs to be absolutely stock, aside from maybe a beaded seat cover, which can be included if it sells for the asking price. An Aerostitch commuter suit, in size 48 extra fat, would be a worthwhile bonus as well.
You've effectively orphaned this bike from it's owner base, which is honestly the best thing possible.