Day Seven... The end of the dream.
Well... It was another cold night full of tossing and turning. I awake, glad in the knowledge that this will be my last night on my cot. I don't think my back and hips can take any more of it. I think I'll be looking for a good air mattress for my next adventure. I roll out and start dressing as fast as I can. The others are already up and about, sipping coffee and warming their tired bones. I pack quickly and start loading the bike. Before everyone starts riding off in different directions, we decide to do some group shots.
Roger, Cal (back), Val, Stovey (kneeling), Brad, Keith, Dave and Ron (not pictured, me and Lanny)
Yours truly kneeling next to Stovey
Dave, Brad and Keith
It is decided that we will all run back into Mack's Inn for breakfast at the cafe on the river before going our separate ways. Not everyone will be going back to Jackson today.
The Cafe
The river
Breakfast is great. Everyone is in good spirits even though we all know our adventure is coming to a close. We rehash memories from the week over hash browns and flapjacks. I finally start to warm up a bit and my muscles begin relaxing. I hate starting a ride while I am still stiff and not quite awake. The inevitable adrenaline shots that follow are hard on my system!
After breakfast we make sure everyone going in our group back to Jackson is gassed and ready to roll. The plan is to just backtrack the route from day one, but cut over to run a road near the Snake River once we get back into the Teton Park. Our group is Roger, Val, Keith, and Cal. Keith takes lead. The clouds are low and thick, a drizzle is already falling. I snug my neck collar as we leave.
The road is wide and graded, smooth with sweeping turns. One could easily drive any sedan down this road without worry. Occasionally there is broken pavement or short stretches of nice pavement. There is nothing but wet woods. The pace is mellow and relaxed. It is almost as if we are trying to delay the inevitable by going slower. I just try to soak in everything because I know it is likely to be a LONG time before I am ever able to get back out here to ride... if ever...
Keith waiting while we stop for a "potty break"
Looking back North along a paved section, gloomy and damp
The required potty break picture to make this an official dualsport ride report
Roger waiting patiently
So many creeks and rivers out here, I have no idea which one this is
It is not long before we reach Ashton-Flagg Ranch Road, which runs East back to the Tetons. Not long after we turn East, we spot another group of DS riders heading the same way and we fall in with them, playing leap frog as we stop at different spots for pictures and/or taking a break. The road is wet and a bit muddy, but is basically a hard pack surface. I hang back to avoid getting sprayed by the rider in front of me. The road is wide and relatively smooth, so we run a nice quick pace.
Indian Lake on the North side of Ashton-Flagg... I think
Looking East on Ashton-Flagg
As soon as we cross into Wyoming, the road gets a LOT more interesting. It narrows a bit. There are more elevation changes. In general, it is just a lot more fun. I eventually work my way up through the group to the front and then just settle into a nice groove of slow in, fast out, but not racing to the next corner. I really like pace or rhythm riding, where the focus is on being smooth. Somewhere along the way I catch up to and eventually pass the other group of riders, waiting for each to see me behind and wave me on by. At some point I realize Val is running behind me and we just run together for a while, enjoying the road.
Then it happens...
It is said that when everything is going great, that is when we should be the most worried about something going wrong. Things can go from good to bad REAL fast! All it takes is a split second. I am entering a right hand corner, looking through and getting ready to get back on the gas, when for a split second... I look to the outside of the corner and for some inexplicable reason... I target fixate on the edge of the road
There is another saying among riders. You go where you look! Indeed, before I realize what is happening I am going off the edge of the road and into some tall bushes. I can't see a thing, other than more tall bushes. They are whacking on my hand guards and I can feel them hitting on my legs. Then, almost as soon as it started, it's over. The bike comes to a stop and slowly leans over to the right into more bushes and gently lays down. I step off and marvel at my incredibly good luck. It is almost as if I had run into some kind of runaway ramp intended to slow a runaway vehicle. But... I can't see in any direction and the bushes behind me have stood right back up and I can't even tell I just came through them.
Well, I pick up the bike. I am trying to get my footing but every where I want to put a foot there seems to be another bush, constantly pushing back against me. I push one down to try to clear a place to move the bike and as soon as I take my arm or foot away, it stands right back up again. Hmmm... It is quickly becoming obvious that I will NOT be getting out of here without some help. About the time this realization sets in, I spot Val working his way through the bushes to me, "What the heck happened!?"
"Well..."
We survey the situation. The bike is fine. I am fine. But how on Earth are we going to get out of here? A few moments later Roger comes wading into the bushes. "What in the world happened!?"
"Well..."
We soon realize that it will take a team effort to get the bike out of here. Some guys will have to hold the bushes down and out of the way while the rest of us literally lift the bike and move it where we want it. The limbs of the bushes are like boney hands reaching out of the ground, grasping and holding, in an attempt to keep the bike in place. With much coordinated grunting and huffing, we finally manage to get the bike pointed at the road, lifted over a downed tree trunk, and back on the road. Surveying the scene, I realize that had I rolled about another 15 feet or so, I would have dropped into water that is several feet deep... Whew!
I left the road and entered the bushes just to the left of Val and Keith (standing in road).
Standing in the corner I look where I had gone. The bushes show no evidence of anyone having ridding right through them. In fact, Val said the only reason he knew to come back was because a truck coming the other way stopped him and asked him what happened to his buddy. Val asked what he was talking about and he said that he saw my helmet coming into the corner and then I just disappeared!!
If you look closely at the picture above, I stopped just inside the part of the bushes that turn brown, to the left of the big brown hump. We came back out onto the road just to the right and before the big brown hump. Overall, no harm no foul. Still... It is one of those things that just eats at my thoughts and gets rerun over and over in my head. A week of riding flawlessly and in one instant it could have gone horribly wrong. I got REAL lucky. But I would rather rely on skill than luck because luck tends to be far less consistent and is a fickle friend.
Here's a close up of the bushes, perhaps 6-8 feet tall on average.
I came to rest just on the left edge of the image - Glade Creek I think
After a short break to catch our breath, we resume the ride. I settle in back at the rear of the pack so I can focus on getting back into a rhythm. I have learned that if I try to ride slower than my natural pace, I tend to make more mistakes than normal because it throws off my sense of timing. We run slower anyway because the road gets tighter and twistier. Also, the surface has more loose gravel on it, as if it has recently received a new layer of gravel. It doesn't take long to reach the main highway, US 191. We stop for a short break and then head South toward Jackson Lake.
The lake level is VERY low.
Everywhere, there are thousands of animal tracks running from the woods out to the water (you can't see them in this pic, but can see some in the next one).
The drizzle and rain stopped earlier, probably about the time we got on Ashton-Flagg and started heading East to US 191. However, it looks like that nastiness is still coming behind us. The clouds are starting to look dark and ominous. I can see a few rain showers in the distance. Hopefully we can stay ahead of it all the way back to Jackson and not have to ride in any more cold rain. We run down US 191 to Teton Park Road and turn away from 191. A few more miles South and we turn East away from Jackson Lake on Bar B C road, which heads toward the Snake River. Here we say good bye to Cal. He needs to be getting on back and will stick to the highway. We have some time and still want to do some more dirt, so we will be taking the scenic route!
Bar B C Road is fun. It is a two track road of rocks and gravel. There are numerous places where LARGE puddles have formed in the road. They are so large, people have started driving around them, creating new tracks off to the side. The puddles are empty and on the far side there is usually a large hump... A hump to jump...
But it does not last long. Soon the road turns to the South and the surface changes again.
We are running along a high ledge up above the river, maybe a few hundred feet high. It affords great views of the river and of the Tetons.
Roger with the Tetons on the background
The Snake River
The road surface changes a lot. One minute it is loose round rocks, many of which are 2-5 inches in diameter. Then it will change to a nice dirt surface, then sand, then a combination of all the above. The terrain is mostly flat with scrub brush, but the road still has some fun short elevation changes and it wiggles back and forth quite a bit. Soon we come to the base of a long climb and stop to evaluate. There some nasty looking whoops in a corner about mid way up the hill.
Keith goes first, chugging and bouncing all the way
Keith
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Val and then Roger
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When the others are out of view, I stuff the camera away and grab a fist full of throttle so I can get my momentum up before I hit the climb. I take an outside line around most of the whoops. The bike is chugging hard and spitting out loose rocks behind me. I bounce through the outer edges of a few of the whoops and make the turn. What I could not see from the bottom is that there is still a good bit of the climb after the turn. I lean forward and roll on the throttle. As I near the top I see that there is a sharp upward left turn right at the end of the climb. As I roll into the turn I roll off the gas so as to come to a stop right at the top. I find the guys stopped and waiting.