Life is Good in the Desert - King Kong Hill
"Just when you think it can't get any better you arrive at King Kong Hill."
In our last episode the Magnificent Six had just successfully traversed the dangerous and challenging Javelin Road only to be confronted with the horror of King Kong Hill.
Completely uninspiring, not awesome in any way photograph of the start of King Kong Hill. It's always much steeper and harder than any photograph shows. Yes, I hiked to the top to get this picture. Yes, I was winded when I got up there.
King Kong Hill? What's that, you ask? Here's the story. There is another road in the Big Bend region known as Chispa Road. The first riders to ride that particular road reported that it had a very steep, difficult hill that they dubbed Gorilla Hill. That's the rule - if you ride it first, you get to name it.
In March 2009 Big Bend Ranch State Park (aka The Ranch) finally opened the roads in the park to motorcyclists. About 20 minutes later Uncle, my buddy Shawn, and I jumped on our bikes and headed toward The Ranch as fast as we could, intent on riding those roads. To my knowledge we are the first motorcyclists to legally ride the Rancherias Loop. Of course, we had no idea at the time that the then unnamed King Kong Hill was patiently waiting for us.
Since Shawn was a dual sport newbie and was on a borrowed bike, we sent him up the hill first. With a lot of wheel spinning and cursing, he made it over the top.
Before anxiety got the best of him, Uncle dumped the clutch and took off after Shawn like a scalded monkey.
But, alas, Uncle doesn't weigh enough. He lost traction and then lost momentum, never to regain it. Down went the bike and Uncle.
Eventually, Shawn walked down the hill and between the two of them they managed to get the bike up and over the hill. It was ugly but they got it done.
Once all 3 of us were over the top of the hill, Uncle claimed naming rights (since he was the one who fell). He said that if the hill on Chispa Rd was Gorilla Hill then this hill must be King Kong Hill. And so it is, to this day.
Hey, Shawn. How do you feel about King Kong Hill?