El Dia Cinco - Mas (yep…5 +)
Over the Top and into the desert
Our goal was traveling over the high country and ending up in Dr Arroyo for the night. Easy enough - by a number of well-known paths. BUT…. JT had spotted a faint little line on the satellite image. There just might be an unexplored trail through the mountains… and that’ll put our antennas in high gain mode every time. It looked like something we surely needed to investigate. (Repeat the mantra – “We can always turn around”). It wouldn’t be the first time.
The satellite image showed a trail might be accessible from the south end of El Refugio, a medium size pueblo at the end of a road, high in the mountains.
El Refugio is not large and we’d noticed in our journeys that having enough folks living together in one area to call a pueblo didn’t necessarily mean they lived with any greater appreciable affluence than those solitary families living in the remotest escondidoes.
Not sure if the poster on this house is of the guy in charge of urban renewal programs or just some random minor local politico wannabe. Seems that every aspiring politico poster we saw had three essential elements – a widely grinning chap, a handsome mustache and a white straw hat. Message: No hat, no stach…don’t even bother filing.
This fellow had just dropped a load of fire wood he carried in on his back to his house. Guess that’s part of the daily ritual here for cooking and staying warm.
StingRay’s heart is even bigger than his shoe size and people, like Omar in Galeana, are just naturally drawn to him. I sneaked a picture of him sharing with this family.
Dad, lad and pup came out to visit while we rested in the shade of a friendly tree.
The El Refugio independent school district…a little shy of being 5 A but no less proud.
These are some very special pigs. Now please understand, I’ve hung around
a certain agricultural college in Brazos county long enough to know these things. They are the butt UGLIEST pigs that mankind has ever contrived to domesticate in the entire history of pigdom.
I mean, there has to have been generation upon generations of careful genetic selection to refine the ugliness gene to such profound expression. There is simply no possible way that this degree of pig ugliness could ever be achieved through random happenstance nor the process of natural selection.
I suggest - that without swift, determined and continuous human intervention the lineage would have been terminated immediately by the first mama pig that lovingly gazed down on her brood and saw progeny looking this way. She’d eat them…they do that sort of thing.
You’ll notice a wooden yoke secured to each of the pig’s neck. Just think about it…the poor creature has to look at its own reflection in the water dish first thing each morning. This simple yoke prevents them from immediately charging headlong through the stockman’s fence and violently throwing themselves off the nearest cliff…mercifully ending their ravaged lives of horror and shame.
Alright, let’s get back on the trail.
See, just past these poor unfortunate and menacingly ugly creatures was the end of the road we were looking for. It just ended and became a dirt “road” running out between some small corn fields.
We had stopped several times along the way to ask folks where the elusive trail might be found.
First person: “What trail?”
Second person: “Umm…well, it ain’t really a trail.”
Third person: “OK, go down this road till you see the world’s most butt ugliest pigs and hang a right.”
Forth through sixth persons: “Are y’all out of your minds? You ain’t going down that trail on those crazy machines! A foolish donkey can't make it on a good day. Even my neighbor’s stupid horse has better sense than to try that.”
Hmm…sounds like fun eh? OK, now we surely have to find this thing.
And so...Off we go…past the tragically malformed ugliest piggies, out between the corn fields. The road narrows and becomes washed out ruts between two fences. We picked up the pace.
We come to a fork in the trail…one side leading to a big shady oak tree, the other going off toward the mountains. Here we choose up teams to see who gets to go sit under the shade tree and eat crackers and who wants to charge off hoping to go find the edge of the known world.
*The adventurers plan on summoning the troops on our radios if we find something.*
JT and I ride up the trail...maybe a mile, to a small narrow wooden gate. It's just wide enough for us to wiggle our bikes through.
We start climbing on an off camber hillside trail…oh it’s getting good now.
The trail narrows and becomes a seldom used cattle trail with twists and humps and lots of loose fun stuff. There's a blue mountainous view over the horizon that’s spectacular.
We keep going
UNTIL…
The narrative continues...
OK…can everyone make it past this?
Sure. Heck, we can ride up the hill a little and get around it if need be.
Hmmm…let’s park the bikes here and take a little stroll over this ridge... Just to see how this trail develops.
Looks like the right side gets kinda rough and then fizzles out. Left side looks pretty good though.
Kinda narrow along here but we can make it.
Don’t wanna get too close to that edge or off balance through this spot but we can do it.
Wow! This thing gets really narrow and falls off the side of this mountain down into that valley.
Aw heck! Look at those switchbacks…man, you’ll have to stuff the front wheel into the apex and throttle the back tire around to even change direction.
Shoot! These things are made of loose kitty litter. I can’t even walk down here without grabbing onto something. It would take a gopher in four wheel drive to make it down these things.
Hey, don't those things have some really sharp pointy ends on them down there?
Well if we had our little bikes we could do it.
Yeah…maybe those and cell service…and someone on the other end of 911…and EMS folks sitting around playing dominoes just waiting for some bozo to get in over his head…and maps that actually have this place on them…oh, and anyone who understands GPS coordinates…in English!
OK…ok…let’s call the guys and tell them we’re on our way back.
Radio transmissions begins…
Oy! Meeltone, StingRay. The trail fizzles out. We’re headed back. Over…
OK…Hey, there’s some guys with guns coming towards us. Over…
Guns??? Over…
Yeah! Stand by. Over…
Hey, can you leave your mike keyed so we’ll know if we should head back that way or take our chances with this hill? Over…
Silence…more silence…Then we hear a gunshot come from their
direction.
JT and I look at each other and then back down at the switchbacks.
You good with this?
Sure…looks like fun. Want me to lead?
Radio breaks…
Wow! These guys just shot a squirrel right through the eyes with one shot! Awsome! Over…
Uhhh…y’all OK down there? Over…
Yeah sure we are! Come on down. Over…
Well…OK…but first, who won the World Series last year? Over…
WHAT? Oh…no, really we’re good. These guys are cool. Hey, we’re going to ride on into town and wait for y’all there. Over…
Silence…more silence…
Radio breaks again…
OK…hey this is really cool. The lady here just asked us if we want some fresh cheecherones. Over…
No kiddin? Where y’all at? Over…
You know, the place with the menacingly butt ugliest pigs. Over…
Oooo…don’t eat those cheecherones! We’re on our way down. Over and out!
Next, the ancient ritual of sharing bread.